I have never hugged a sheep, but a goat licked my hand once. These are the kinds of things that I worry about when I'm applying for a job. I should probably get a job. I thought about putting an ad space on here, but: nah. I would like this to be just exactly what it is.
An anonymous friend somehow got people on Reddit to start looking at this, and I would like to address all of their comments, but I'm also aware that it would be completely insane. Instead, I will just say thank you to that anonymous person, and hello to new readers.
