These are coming too few and far between. I will sit down and write up some ideas, I swear I will.
The Canadian geese here in New York are different from the ones in Illinois. The geese back home are afraid of people, which is strange, because no one has ever wronged them as far as I know. Maybe they're anxiously awaiting their comeuppance, the little poop demons. Anyway, New York geese don't care. I ran past a couple last week, and they didn't even look up.
GEESE: "sup"
ME: "haha geese"
GEESE: "the heck's wrong with you man"
ME: "hahaaa seeya later"
