Did you know that rabbits are not rodents? I bet you thought they were rodents, but they are not. They are lagomorphs. I have been waiting to bust out that knowledge ever since I learned it at the Field Museum, where there are many dead animals. It's kind of a sad place in that regard, but otherwise fantastic. I mean, the animals that have been dead for millions of years are not that sad, but they have other ones too. You know what, just go there.
My writerly friend DB Cupman helped me make this one less misleading. More leading. Um.
