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Mark has only had 11 comics to get used to animals, and he is definitely not ready for parrots.
My next-door neighbors are keeping some kind of tropical bird in their garage, which is stupid and awful. I would go free it, but it would probably just die. The plus side is that it makes a noise like a pterodactyl every once in a while. I have never heard a real live pterodactly, but I think I know what they sound like thankyouverymuch. Anyway, the point is that you should not keep birds in your garage unless you are a stupid idiot jerk.